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angeldrake3: speciesofleastconcern: esiderius: A funny thing...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:30:41 -0700

speciesofleastconcern:

esiderius:

A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you’ve killed because her brood was too fighty).

You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her.

Because they will kill her.

When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen’s pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her.

From the outside this kinda seems like:

“Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we’re full of candy now, so we’re cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that’s cool too.”

beekeeping is really weird

Listen, strange bee queens lyin’ in cages distributin’ candy is no basis for a system of government.

robotmango: me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:45:23 -0700

robotmango:

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

jodiefoster: me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:41:14 -0700

jodiefoster:

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn

rebelmeg: yourfluffiestnightmare: In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:12:26 -0700

rebelmeg:

yourfluffiestnightmare:

In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her about her death, McGonagall catches them and Harry makes up the excuse that they wanted to see Hermione in the hospital wing and Minnie doesn’t give them detention and then comes this and since we all know Harry’s dumbest excuse, here’s the official suggestion to rate all of Harry’s excuses on a scale from

to

Harry Potter oscillates from 100% effort to coasting on a wave of apathy.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:25:10 -0700

morbidfantasy21: Ghosts of Ituha by Lamin Martin

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:23:46 -0700

morbidfantasy21:

Ghosts of Ituha by Lamin Martin

moodfulpenguin: Demiromantic Pride (pride month moodboards...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:23:33 -0700

moodfulpenguin:

Demiromantic Pride (pride month moodboards 25/30)

latte-orca-arts: Twenty-third day for @a-dinosaur-a-day‘s pride...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:21:59 -0700

latte-orca-arts:

Twenty-third day for @a-dinosaur-a-day‘s pride event!
Today is Maiasaura representing the Demiromantic flag!
Day 1
Next Day>

ibelieveinturtles: thescienceofjohnlock: iraffiruse: How...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:02:33 -0700

ibelieveinturtles:

thescienceofjohnlock:

iraffiruse:

How resourceful

It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.

That’s it for this week, goodnight.

If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes 😂

firstdegreeliberty: heimwehr: robloxgf: suicidalnautilus: robloxgf: how dare u reblog my posts...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:01:44 -0700

firstdegreeliberty:

heimwehr:

robloxgf:

suicidalnautilus:

robloxgf:

how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me

If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar?

the fuck

cold af

*writes down time of death*

sansasource: Saphhic Sansa Fest – Day Three: Free Choice Sansa...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:01:06 -0700

sansasource:

Saphhic Sansa Fest – Day Three: Free Choice

Sansa had prayed so hard. Could this be her answer at last, a true knight sent to save her?

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:58:45 -0700

things to do while you wait for your dnd groups to meet again:

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:54:09 -0700

serkonans:

critical-failqueer:

create a family tree for a character you’ll never get the chance to play

make yet another tiefling

find race and class combos you haven’t had the chance to play yet

dig up an old character and revamp them

make playlists for your characters. get emotional when you listen to them

start writing backstory for your backup character

come up with elf names by mispronouncing common words

check your groupchat for updates you know won’t be there

speculate on how you’re all going to die next session

listen to dnd podcasts to both ease and worsen the void in your soul

buy another dice set

@merrigold

darecrow: sherrlockked: phantaysia: surprisebitch: whatdoesnt...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:53:15 -0700

darecrow:

sherrlockked:

phantaysia:

surprisebitch:

whatdoesntkilluyou:

my-oddly-drawn-circus:

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”

A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

Reblog the hell out of this

this is so brilliant oh my god

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

she’s stabbing him in the throat…

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

bumbleshark: me: “i wanna make an effort and spend my time on a beautiful piece of art” not even 30...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:52:40 -0700

bumbleshark:

me: “i wanna make an effort and spend my time on a beautiful piece of art”

not even 30 minutes in:

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:23:14 -0700

terpsikeraunos:who hasn’t fantasized about illuminating manuscripts by candlelight in a medieval...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:21:19 -0700

terpsikeraunos:

who hasn’t fantasized about illuminating manuscripts by candlelight in a medieval scriptorium tbh

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:20:59 -0700

candy-m-s: Things I do as a WriterNot writeDaydreamCryComplainWait for inspiration Write Not write

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:20:04 -0700

candy-m-s:

Things I do as a Writer
Not write
Daydream
Cry
Complain
Wait for inspiration
Write
Not write

Yoooooooo...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:19:00 -0700

lesbianfangs:

slavery:

Goth milf….

op you can say morticia addams