[esiderius]

A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you’ve killed because her brood was too fighty). 

You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her.

Because they will kill her. 

When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen’s pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her.

From the outside this kinda seems like: 

“Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we’re full of candy now, so we’re cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that’s cool too.” 

[speciesofleastconcern]

beekeeping is really weird

[angeldrake3]

Listen, strange bee queens lyin’ in cages distributin’ candy is no basis for a system of government.

[robotmango]

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

[jodiefoster]

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn 

[yourfluffiestnightmare]

In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her about her death, McGonagall catches them and Harry makes up the excuse that they wanted to see Hermione in the hospital wing and Minnie doesn’t give them detention and then comes this and since we all know Harry’s dumbest excuse, here’s the official suggestion to rate all of Harry’s excuses on a scale from

to

[rebelmeg]

Harry Potter oscillates from 100% effort to coasting on a wave of apathy.

[morbidfantasy21]

Ghosts of Ituha by Lamin Martin

[moodfulpenguin]

Demiromantic Pride (pride month moodboards 25/30)

[latte-orca-arts]

Twenty-third day for @a-dinosaur-a-day‘s pride event!

Today is Maiasaura representing the Demiromantic flag!

Day 1

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[iraffiruse]

How resourceful

[thescienceofjohnlock]

It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.

That’s it for this week, goodnight.

[ibelieveinturtles]

If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes 😂

[robloxgf]

how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me

[suicidalnautilus]

If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar?

[robloxgf]

the fuck

[heimwehr]

cold af

[firstdegreeliberty]

*writes down time of death*